How any processed food I eat is made and what’s in it
That a lot of dust is dead skin cells
How many spiders I eat in my sleep in a year
That I’m 90% microorganisms and 10% people
The people that prepare my food at restaurants, level of concern going up the cheaper the place is
When I shake someone’s hand, odds are they masturbated with that hand very recently
The slave labor and children that make most of the consumer goods I buy
The creepy mites that live on the cheese I eat
A lot of people thought it was a good idea to vote for Trump
The wheel on my car is held on by five small bolts and nuts
Anything Asian cultures do to animals
My belly button might unravel and my guts will spill out
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